Chris the Mountain Man

Chris the mountain man, chris the mountain man

he can climb a mountain better than any man can,

he’s chris mountain man.

He came upon a 14er

and climbed it to the top

It wasn’t anything to him

He didn’t even have to stop

Went he got to the top of the mountain

He punched it in the face

he left a crater for every one to see.

And the mountain felt disgraced

he climbed back down with ease

just like a dance

moutain tried to defeat him

but it didn’t have a chance. 

Chris the mountain man, chris the mountain man

he can climb a mountain better than any man can,

he’s chris mountain man.

He saw a set of footprints

There in the snow

So he tracked down the biggest grizzly bear

The world has ever known.

And when he grizzlly were eye to eye

standing there alone 

he kicked it in the butt and slapped it in the face.

his manliness was shown.

so him and the grizzly, all alone in the woods. 

and Chris just gave it one evil look, 

and it fell dead like it should. 

Chris the mountain man, chris the mountain man

he killed a bear better than any man can,

he’s chris mountain man.

He pitched his tent with one hand

and with the other he built a fire

and then he cooked those bear steaks.

over the cracklin’ fire. 

he sat down and he ate  

as howled out to the moon. 

and he was a joined by chorus of wolfy friends

that also knew the tune. 

Chris the mountain man, chris the mountain man

he can camp better than any man can,

he’s chris mountain man.

it snowed all day and morning

it seemed it would never stop

the snow piled, piled up

it really snowed heck of alot.

the snow is started shiftin’, 

the mountain  it started to shake

he took a tree, and strapped it to his feet,

and made his daring escape. 

he snowboarded down the mountain 

mile after mile

and when he got to the bottom of the hill

and he had nothing but a smile. 

Chris the mountain man, chris the mountain man

he skis better than any man can,

he’s chris mountain man.